Satire Posts
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GGWash Holiday Gift Guide: Pop-up “Somewhere Else” bike lane kit, and Abstract Density
Pluck the heart strings of someone who loves dense, walkable, transit oriented urban places this holiday season with GGWash’s gift ideas. Keep reading…
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GGWash Holiday Gift Guide: Gingerbread housing
Pluck the heart strings of someone who loves dense, walkable, transit-oriented urban places this holiday season with GGWash’s gift ideas. Some of these don’t exist, but maybe they should. Keep reading…
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GGWash Holiday Gift Guide: Neighborhood preserves
Pluck the heart strings of someone who love dense, walkable, transit oriented urban places this holiday season with GGWash’s gift ideas. Some of these don’t exist, but maybe they should. Keep reading…
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I asked ChatGPT to write a sitcom about…rent stabilization
Montgomery County Council President Evan Glass says they could spend all day debating rent stabilization, so to pass the time, I fired up ChatGPT and asked it to write a sitcom about rent stabilization. Here’s what it came up with. Keep reading…
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DC celebrates third fast-casual salad sold in 2023
A leafy tipping point? Keep reading…
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GGWash endorses the 2023 Kia Sportage for Montgomery County Planning Board
This June, the Montgomery County Council will appoint two people for the Planning Board, one of whom will be the chair, who basically sets the agenda for the board and the department. Due to a lack of applicants, we had to get creative in our endorsement. That’s why GGWash endorses the 2023 Kia Sportage for the Montgomery County Planning Board. Keep reading…
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Metrorail running so frequently now that Randy Clarke can’t ride literally every train
WMATA General Manager Randy Clarke started his job with a simple goal: to ride literally every train. As service has improved, his performance has slipped. Keep reading…
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Brunch links: Neighborhood listserv replaced with hole you can scream complaints into
Frustrated officials install a hole for neighbors to scream complaints into. How RFK Stadium will become a world-class pickleball facility. McMillan development opponents awarded historic status. Keep reading…
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How to make the region greater? We asked ChatGPT
A question-and-answer platform powered by artificial intelligence is weighing in on all kinds of human challenges. So we asked it how to achieve GGWash’s vision for the region. Keep reading…
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Silicon Valley startup invents ‘groundbreaking’ new technology that could change the way we travel
Silicon Valley is disrupting travel with a groundbreaking new technology that could change the way the Washington region gets around. Keep reading…