Mickey on the Bikeshare
Photo by Daquella manera on Flickr.
Mickey Martinez submitted this entertaining song. It’s sung to the tune of “Charlie on the M.T.A.,” the famous 1949 campaign song about Boston fare hikes and later popularized by the Kingston Trio in 1959.
Let me tell you the story
Of a guy named Mickey
On a tragic and fateful day
Tossed his to-go mug in his backpack,
Kissed his cat and boyfriend,
Went to commute the Bikeshare way.
Mickey picked up his bike
At the Lamont Park station
And he pedaled to New York Ave.
When he got to the bike docks
He got 15 more minutes
Cuz there wasn’t a spot to have.
CHORUS: Did he ever return,
No he never returned
And his fate is still unlearn’d
He may ride forever
On the streets of Washington
He’s the man who never returned.
Now all day long
Mickey rides through DC’s streets
saying “What will become of me?”
The app says there’s a free spot
Up by the Cathedral
And another at UDC. (CHORUS)
Mickey’s boyfriend goes down
To the Q Street bike lane
Every day at quarter past two.
At the corner of 14th
He hands Mickey a sandwich
As his bike goes wheeling on through. (CHORUS)
Now you bikers of Washington
Don’t you think it’s annoying
That you can search for a dock all day?
Pay your 75 dollars
Get poor Mickey off that bike someday!
Or else he’ll never return,
No he’ll never return
And his fate will be unlearn’d
He may ride forever
On the streets of Washington
He’s the man who never returned.
The other thing you can do to help get Mickey off the Bikeshare is to keep encouraging DDOT to expand the numbers of docks, bikes and stations. They’re accepting comments at DDOT.Bikeshare@dc.gov, and there’s a public meeting on expansion locations on Wednesday, May 25, 6-8 pm at 441 4th Street (One Judiciary Square), room 1107.