Photo by M.V. Jantzen.

This article was posted as an April Fool’s joke.

Mayor Fenty’s proposed FY2011 budget, released today, calls for a complete closure of the 14th Street bridge on evenings and weekends to save maintenance dollars.

DDOT estimates that closing the 14th Street Bridge would save approximately $10,000 per day. Spokesman John Truthle says people will still be able to get to DC by transferring to the George Washington Parkway to Rosslyn and crossing the Potomac on I-66 or the Key Bridge.

“If Metro can get passengers to do that on the Yellow and Blue Lines, surely they’ll do it in cars,” said one driver on Shirley Highway. Others disagree. Wanda Jones, who commutes from Woodbridge to L’Enfant Plaza, was livid: “what kind of crazy idea is this? Any politician who makes us go halfway around the city just to cross the Potomac is going to have a tough fight in November.”

When asked whether she supported higher gas taxes to support better roads, Jones said, “Of course not. Every year they ask for more money at the pump and the quality of our roads is still declining. Why should I have to pay more?” Charlie Green, who commutes daily across the Theodore Roosevelt Bridge, thinks he has a solution to the funding mess. “Why not just take the money from Metro to fund roads. I hear no one rides it anymore because it’s too crowded.”

Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell is furious. His administration believes Mayor Fenty’s move will “overwhelm” the rest stops he plans to open at I-66 and the GW as part of his congestion mitigation “plan.”

Martin O’Malley, Maryland’s governor, did not have a comment on the plan for the 14th Street Bridges, but he did seem to get an idea from the concept when asked at a press conference on Monday. “If Prince George’s can get by on almost no Sunday bus service,” he mused, “surely Maryland could get by without freeways for one day a week.” He said that he would instruct the Maryland Department of Transportation to see how much a Sunday closure of the Beltway, I-95, and I-270 would save.

When pressed more on financing, especially with regard to Maryland’s toll facilities, he responded by saying that “well, Metro doesn’t collect a fare when it doesn’t run service, and it’s not falling apart, right?”

Advocates insist they will fight the plan and have launched a new Web site, FairShareForBridges.com, to ask local jurisdictions to contribute to keeping bridges operational, which they say provide a vital economic resource our region depends on.

Matt Johnson has lived in the Washington area since 2007. He has a Master’s in Planning from the University of Maryland and a BS in Public Policy from Georgia Tech. He lives in Dupont Circle. He’s a member of the American Institute of Certified Planners, and is an employee of the Montgomery County Department of Transportation. His views are his own and do not represent those of his employer.