Bicyclists can often feel like people treat their infrastructure like crap, such as parking in the lanes on a regular basis and construction closing them without offering an alternative route. But now, people are literally moving their bowels instead of their bicycles on part of the 15th Street cycletrack:


Photo by @KG_DC on Twitter reposted with permission.




This portable toilet appeared astride the cycletrack on Vermont Avenue near H Street this morning, next to the Department of Veterans’ Affairs. After Twitter user KG posted the photo, Darren Buck at DDOT sent a permit inspector to deal with it.

This isn’t the first time bike lanes have encountered the brown stuff, but thus far it’s been from animals: Horses occasionally drop manure in the cycletracks.

One common response to things like this is to suggest cyclists “just go around” the offending obstacle. But each incident forces people on bikes to ride into a space that either a driver or pedestrian thinks is “theirs,” creating opportunities for anger and for dangerous crashes.

As Shane Farthing from the Washington Area Bicyclist Association said at a DC council hearing yesterday,

Despite progress in infrastructure, enforcement, and other protections, the DC bicyclist still, on a daily basis, faces the conundrum of the angry motorist shouting at her to get off the street and the angry pedestrian shouting at her to get off the sidewalk.


And even when cyclists get a small space of their own, some people treat it like a toilet.

David Alpert is Founder and President of Greater Greater Washington and Executive Director of DC Surface Transit. He worked as a Product Manager for Google for six years and has lived in the Boston, San Francisco, and New York metro areas in addition to Washington, DC. He lives with his wife and two children in Dupont Circle. Unless otherwise noted, opinions here are his and not the official views of GGWash or DCST.