Image by Steve Offutt.

We had a lot of fun entertaining you with some April Fool’s joke posts yesterday. Here were some of our favorites from elsewhere on the Web:

Google adds “skateboard directions”: A new Google feature directs skateboard users around the region, including on new skateboard lanes. But Montgomery County isn’t pleased with the influx of skaters, and the ICC threw Google for a loop. (JUTP)

Wells “outraged”: Tommy Wells and WTOP got into the spirit of our first joke of the morning. Wells told WTOP that he was “outraged” to find out he had requested a “fully-loaded” bicycle at taxpayer expense, but that he won’t hold a hearing because of a conflict of interest.

WMATA adds fees: WMATA announced a series of budget-closing proposals including “peak of the off peak,” charges for using elevators and seats, charges for posting negative things online including at Greater Greater Washington, and a Clear-like program to get out of bag searches after paying a fee. (DC Area Transit Zone)

New Gaithersburg Heights: The blogger behind New Columbia Heights moved to Gaithersburg, learned to walk a dog while driving an SUV, and inaugurated a new feature, Chili’s of the Day.

We want 3-D! Wheaton residents are outraged that a proposed plaza for Wheaton looks like a Sketchup model, and started a group “3-DIMBY” to push for a more 3-dimensional plan. (JUTP)

Too many ped-on-ped crashes: The New York DOT was alarmed to discover a high frequency of pedestrian-on-pedestrian crashes. Small children even get into such crashes intentionally. Fortunately, there are very few injuries. (Transportation Nation)

Planjokizen: Ben & Jerry’s adds a new flavor, Janette Sadik-Pecan … LA will add car racks to its buses … After many Republican governors rejected high-speed rail money, Ray LaHood spent the $2.4 billion on a huge party in Las Vegas. (Planetizen)

Public spaces get better: The Project for Public Spaces, which always does great news coverage at the start of April, revealed that Brooklyn’s Prospect Park West will new get new kayak lanes, Arlington, Texas will train riders to use ESP to find out when their bus is coming, a new iPhone app helps starchitects not listen to public input, and a newly-unveiled plan would solve New York congestion by replacing most of Manhattan with freeways. Once upon a time, that last one was not a joke.