Onion: Nation’s Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened By Aristocratization

Hilarious. “If this trend continues, these exclusive, vibrant communities with their sidewalk cafés and faux dive bars will soon be a thing of the past… ‘Around here, you used to be able to get a Fair-Trade latte and a chocolate-chip croissant for only eight bucks,’ said Getz, who is planning to move back in with his parents after being forced out of the lease on his organic grocery store by a harpsichord purveyor.” Via Michæl.